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Most know me as Lo...so thats what you can call me. Im 24 yrs young but likes to think my intelligence is way beyond my years. I drink more whiskey than I do water and the only filter I have for my mouth is the one attached to my cigarette. My writing is sarcastic, vulgar, and inappropriate at times but that's what gives me the honor of being the bastard child of Chelsea Handler and Tucker Max. Unfortunately I live in a hell hole called San Antonio, but somehow the people around me turn it into a slice of Heaven. I am a full time fag and assistant manager at Zumiez, so I keep myself pretty busy but I make time for those who matter. Enough about me, if I haven't caught your attention yet, don't follow me, just know you are missing out...

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